Desert Island Discs

Eight tracks, a book and a luxury: what would you take to a desert island? Guests share the soundtrack of their lives.

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Every guest on Desert Island Discs

1863 guests, ranked by how many people never want them back.

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   Marlon James

   Marlon James, writer · Mar 2019

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   Never again
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   Marquess Of Bath

   Marquess Of Bath · Jan 2001

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   Martha Lane Fox

   Martha Lane Fox · Jan 2004

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   Marti Caine

   Marti Caine · 2 episodes

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   Marti Webb

   Marti Webb · May 1982

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   Martin Amis

   Martin Amis · Dec 1996

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   Martin Bell

   Martin Bell · Jul 2001

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   Martin Carthy

   Martin Carthy · Jan 2013

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   Martin Clunes

   Martin Clunes · Sep 2011

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    Martin Evans

    Martin Evans · Feb 2008

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    Martin Freeman

    Martin Freeman, actor · Mar 2019

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    Martin Gilbert

    Martin Gilbert · Jan 1982

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    Martin Lewis

    Martin Lewis, financial campaigner · Jun 2020

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    Martin Pipe

    Martin Pipe · Jul 1999

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    Martin Shaw

    Martin Shaw · Jun 2009

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    Martin Sheen

    Martin Sheen · Apr 2011

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    Martin Sorrell

    Sir Martin Sorrell · Dec 2011

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    Martina Cole

    Martina Cole · Jun 2018

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    Martina Navratilova

    Martina Navratilova · Jul 2012

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    Marvin Hamlisch

    Marvin Hamlisch · Dec 1983

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    Mary Archer

    Mary Archer · Apr 1988

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    Mary Beard

    Mary Beard · Jan 2010

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    Mary Benson

    Mary Benson · Feb 1997

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    Mary Berry

    Mary Berry · Jul 2012

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    Mary Ellis

    Mary Ellis · Dec 1982

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    Mary Greenwell

    Mary Greenwell, makeup artist · Nov 2025

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    Mary Midgley

    Mary Midgley · Nov 2005

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    Mary O'Hara

    Mary O'Hara · Feb 1981

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    Mary Portas

    Mary Portas · Jan 2010

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    Mary Robinson

    Mary Robinson · Jul 2013

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    Mary Stott

    Mary Stott · Sep 1994

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    Mary Wesley

    Mary Wesley · Apr 1990

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    Matt Lucas

    Matt Lucas · Nov 2006

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    Matt Smith

    Matt Smith · Mar 2018

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    Matthew Barzun

    Matthew Barzun · Jul 2016

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    Matthew Bourne

    Matthew Bourne · Nov 2004

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    Matthew Pinsent

    Matthew Pinsent · Oct 2004

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    Maureen Lipman

    Maureen Lipman · Jan 1986

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    Maurice Gran
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    Maurice Saatchi

    Maurice Saatchi · Sep 1995

    0 votes

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